Skilled, Adaptable, & Professional (Negotiable/Sliding Scale)
EDIT: I will undercut any competitor, in some cases significantly. I must survive, life is about seeing tomorrow.
Hello,
Life has thrown me a few serious challenges recently—including surviving a traumatic kidnapping and recovering from being hit by a truck late last year. I’ve returned with determination to rebuild, and I’m now offering my skills and services to those who need someone truly capable, driven, and adaptable.
I’ve spent most of my life outside of traditional education, dedicating myself to studying and mastering a wide range of disciplines. These include:
Writing & Communication (personal letters, bios, epitaphs, creative copy)
Music & Performing Arts (live shows, circus arts, crowd work)
Hospitality & Personal Assistance
Technical Work (computers, electronics)
Health & Science (biology, nutrition, medicine)
History, Geography, Weaponry (both short & long range)
Art & Visual Design
I’ve served in many roles: from event performer to bodyguard, from surf competition participant to household assistant. I can operate with strict professionalism or bring warmth and levity depending on the environment. I adapt quickly, fill in gaps naturally, and when needed, bring creative solutions with no hesitation. There is no box for me to think outside of—just the objective ahead.
Availability:
I'm currently offering my services at a significantly discounted rate (roughly 90% off standard pricing). While my work typically commands $300–500/hr depending on the task, I’m open to rates starting at $30/hr, with a sliding scale based on the nature and difficulty of the work. I also welcome barter/trade offers—especially for essentials like farm-fresh foods (milk, eggs, organic meats), gear, training, or mentoring opportunities (i.e. fencing, ballet, motorcycle riding, physical conditioning, etc.).
What You Get:
Reliability, confidentiality, and a strong work ethic
A wide-ranging knowledge base
Creative and technical flexibility
Experience with all ages and personalities
Comfort with any belief, political view, or lifestyle (zero judgment, pure professionalism)
If there’s something you need help with—small or large—I’m open to discussion. If I can do it, I will let you know clearly. If it’s outside my scope, I’ll be transparent and honest about that as well.
Thank you for your time and consideration. Whether or not we end up working together, I sincerely hope life treats you well moving forward.
Pictured above: A few pieces of visual artwork or photos that reflect aspects of my creative style and spirit. These are for context only—not a sales pitch.
Warm regards,
— A determined soul, mid–late 20s, rebuilding with purpose