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scent in Home Depot (Baltimore)

We made eye contact in the Baltimore City Home Depot today around 1pm. It was in the fertilizer aisle. You were shy and I could tell your glass eye and wooden leg was a source of embarrassment for you, but I must confess that I was attracted to you. Even when you bent down to check a price and you accidentally broke wind, I still thought you were classy. We spoke in passing and I didn't have the nerve to ask you out. I hope you felt the same way I did. If you see this message, know that I should have talked to you further. Please respond
  • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

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