I’ve been missing you lately. You told me the last time we texted that you would make sure I knew when you died which is overly dramatic for a man over the age of forty, I think. Just relax and call me. I know you miss me. I know you’re lonely for me specifically because you you usually contact me every few months and every July when you ended things between us. We have unfinished business. Don’t give me any that business how pretty and sexy I am and how nudes make you feel better because I’m not having it.
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