You've seen it advertised, yet time and again you're deceived. You really want a beautiful yard? I've got it!!!
Tired of fertilizing your lawn? You've had "Mr. Lawn Service" out again and again and your lawn still looks terrible? Buy mine! I've got more lawn than I feel like cutting week after week. My lawn looks great too! Buy it by the foot or come buy the whole shebang! Once it's gone, it's gone! We'll be tiling the whole dang gone yard so all we'll have to do is rinse it off twice a year!
We've put years of fertilizer on this yard thanks to the commitment of our two hard working labs. Only the best kibble for our pups and now YOU can enjoy the fruits of their hard work.
$1.25/sq. ft. or the whole 1.2 acres for $27,000! Also willing to trade for 40,000 square feet of tiling!
Yes, another fun post brought to you in times of stress. Hope you enjoyed a little laugh during these times! Some party pooper will eventually tag this and the fun will be over. We'll all get through this with a little help from humor.
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