Are you tired of feeling good about yourself? Is it time to bring your self-worth down a notch? Are the judgmental looks you get from you partner, children, and pets not motivating enough? Then this exercise bike is the thing for you! Not only will it do all of the above by being a silent, stationary reminder of your complete lack of discipline and willpower, it can also double as a coat rack or drying line. It will even collect the dust that would have otherwise fallen on your couch or baseboards. It truly does everything. It worked perfectly the 5 times we used it, although the seat it comes with is a little uncomfortable and hurts the cheeks after some time. But if you're the type of disturbed masochist that will actually use this bike, you're probably into that. *Price includes 2 additional seats of varying life-choices-questioning comfort and sizes. All jokes aside, it's a great exercise bike that needs a new home.